Rhyme Time - They Meet
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Inspired by Woody Allen's Oscar presentation, I wrote Rhyme Time way back in 2002. Ten years later, it's a self-published ebook...woo hoo! | |||||
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| 11/16/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's leading men are set on their plan and will not wean. They're almost as tough as The Hunger Games' Katniss Everdeen. | |||||
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| 11/15/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's baker Morris was his day's George Clooney. If he were still around today, he'd be as old as Mickey Rooney. | |||||
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| 11/13/2012 | |||||
Although its dialogue rhymes, Rhyme Time is not a musical and there is no organ. It is quite silly though, just like Tracy Morgan. | |||||
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| 11/12/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time has three protagonists instead of just one. The ebook is rated 'G' so its audience can include a nun. | |||||
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| 11/11/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's Tony Palmenterri is constantly eating whether it's pasta or a sandwich. He's a disgusting glutton, just like Newt Gingrich. | |||||
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| 11/10/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's heroes plot a caper versus the mob...can they thrive? Later they plan to travel and do nothing...like Mark Zuckerberg when Facebook stock took a dive | |||||
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| 11/08/2012 | |||||
At $1.99, there's no need for RhymeTime.ca to be on Groupon. Besides, as Triumph would say, that company is for me to poop on. | |||||
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| 11/07/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time is completely original like the great George Carlin. It doesn't steal creative ideas like Family Guy's Seth McFarlane. | |||||
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| 11/06/2012 | |||||
Will authoring Rhyme Time qualify me as a poet laureate? Probably not, but perhaps it can elevate me to bourgeois from proletariat. | |||||
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| 11/05/2012 | |||||
Will Roger Ebert give Rhyme Time a thumbs up? Who knows, but at least it's suitable for families as opposed to 2 girls and 1 cup. | |||||
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| 11/04/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time is an ebook with a butcher, baker, and candlestick maker. It's suitable for anyone whether you're Christian, Muslim, or Quaker | |||||
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| 11/03/2012 | |||||
Are you tired of reading the same old books to your kids day in & day out? Give Rhyme Time a try and I guarantee your child won't pout. | |||||
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| 11/01/2012 | |||||
When was the last time you read an amusing book that rhymes? It's cheap too, it'll only cost you twenty dimes. | |||||
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| 10/30/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time is about three vendors versus the mob in a caper. It's a devious plan that otherwise could only be pulled off by Mad Men's Don Draper. | |||||
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| 10/29/2012 | |||||
Marketing a book in which all dialogue rhymes is a little meshugana. At least I'm not a complete sell-out by offering costly paraphernalia. | |||||
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| 10/28/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time takes place in 1932 in NY's Little Italy... the rhyming dialogue for this e-book is quite the anomaly | |||||
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| 10/27/2012 | |||||
If your sad, had a bad day and need something to make you smile... spend a measly $1.99 on Rhyme Time and you'll see it's worthwhile. | |||||
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| 10/26/2012 | |||||
What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck...I forget the rest but buy my ebook so that I get another copy sold. | |||||
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| 10/25/2012 | |||||
Check out Rhyme Time for an ebook that is quite entertaining. At just $1.99, think of how much you'll be saving. | |||||
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| 10/24/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time has tons of pictures so it can be read by Sarah Palin. Why hasn't that lady faded from the news yet like Kato Kaelin? | |||||
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| 10/23/2012 | |||||
Hannibal Lector, Darth Vader, The Joker, and now Rhyme Time's Tony Palmenterri... all great antagonists who are quite scary. | |||||
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| 10/22/2012 | |||||
I finally launched my ebook Rhyme Time...Mazel Tov! It'll make anyone laugh, even the grumpy Karl Rove. | |||||
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| 10/21/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time takes place in NY, not a fictional town like Park & Rec's Pawnee. This helps make it more genuine, unlike Mitt Romney. | |||||
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| 10/20/2012 | |||||
A new trend is emerging reading Rhyme Time in your pajamas... I hope it spreads all the way to the Obamas. | |||||
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| 10/19/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's heroes become vigilantes like Batman a.k.a. Bruce Wayne. They lack brute strength so they are fighting with their wits, like Fraser Crane. | |||||
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| 10/18/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's antagonist is the don of the mafia who is rather overweight... the e-book is now available so you no longer have to wait. | |||||
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| 10/17/2012 | |||||
When I wrote Rhyme Time in 2002, I had to make sure that I would shirk... simply because I wrote 50% of it while I was in my cubicle at work. | |||||
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| 10/16/2012 | |||||
I wrote Rhyme Time in 2002 and now it's finally available... at $1.99, there's no excuse not to buy it as it's quite affordable. | |||||
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| 10/15/2012 | |||||
If you're bored and don't feel like playing a board game like Yahtzee... check out Rhyme Time an ebook that is funny and a little schmaltzy. | |||||
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| 10/14/2012 | |||||
I read that childrens book authors even now include Madonna... after what she did in the 80s and 90s, that's a lot of chutzpah. | |||||
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| 10/13/2012 | |||||
Will Rhyme Time's characters become as iconic as Darth Vader? I doubt it but they are funnier than anything with Bill Hader. | |||||
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| 10/12/2012 | |||||
If Rhyme Time spreads and becomes as popular as Mork from Ork do you think it'll catch the attention of Colbert in New York? | |||||
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| 10/11/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's three leading heroes know they have flaws and are not a paragon... unlike Paul Ryan claiming his time running a marathon. | |||||
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| 10/10/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's Moe is a womanizer but is cautious and has never gotten syphilis... but I can't make that same claim for Die Hard's Bruce Willis. | |||||
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| 10/09/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's Tony Palmenterri is the story's adversary who rules with an iron fist. It's quite the amusing ebook that shouldn't be missed. | |||||
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| 10/08/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time has verses as poetic as songs by Bob Marley. It also has funny slapstick scenes like Matt Foley aka Chris Farley. | |||||
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| 10/07/2012 | |||||
What do Rhyme Time's characters have in common with Bill Maher? None celebrate Purim, eat matzah, or blow into a shofar. | |||||
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| 10/05/2012 | |||||
War & Peace, A Tale of Two Cities, A Catcher in the Rye...all timeless literature. Rhyme Time is no classic but it is fun and immature. | |||||
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| 10/04/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's Flourence plots her own scheme using Joseph like a pawn. She's got a smug face and receding hairline, just like Vince Vaughn. | |||||
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| 10/03/2012 | |||||
What can your hard earned 199 pennies get you today? The answer can be found at Rhyme Time dot CA | |||||
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| 10/02/2012 | |||||
Will publishing RhymeTime.ca earn me an award? No, but at least my readers won't be bored. | |||||
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| 10/01/2012 | |||||
There's nothing better than curling up with a good book... if you buy Rhyme Time you'll be helping out this poor shnook. | |||||
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| 9/30/2012 | |||||
What do Maya Angelou, Robert Frost, and e e cummings all share? None of them wrote Rhyme Time but for $1.99 that price is more than fair. | |||||
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| 9/29/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time can easily be adapted into a film or Broadway play. It's suitable for the whole family, unlike 50 Shades of Grey. | |||||
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| 9/28/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time can be purchased in ebook stores, not in Google. It's only $1.99 so it's affordable for those who are frugal. | |||||
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| 9/27/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time can be purchased as an ebook today... it's available in several countries including Mexico...Ole | |||||
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| 9/26/2012 | |||||
Can three lowly merchants take on the mob and succeed? Find out in Rhyme Time, the e-book that's a joy to read. | |||||
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| 9/25/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time is an ebook that is becoming all the rage. It's more entertaining than 90% of the movies by Nicolas Cage. | |||||
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| 9/24/2012 | |||||
Will Rhyme Time become as popular as The Hobbit? It has as much of a chance as any guy dating Loreena Bobbit. | |||||
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| 9/23/2012 | |||||
What are the two greatest ways to spend $1.99 on your day off? Buy my ebook Rhyme Time or buy a hamburger for a drunk David Hasselhoff. | |||||
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| 9/22/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time's Beau realizes he can't win on his own and needs some aid... ...so he recruited two other guys to help him, just like Dwayne Wade. | |||||
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| 9/21/2012 | |||||
Rhyme Time is now available in ebook readers such as Kindle, Nook, and iPad... for $1.99, that price ain't so bad. | |||||
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| 9/20/2012 | |||||
Will Rhyme Time sell as many copies as Harry Potter? Definitely not, but it's as entertaining as Welcome Back Kotter. | |||||
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| 9/19/2012 | |||||
An ebook that rhymes? How uncanny. Perhaps I can read it to my dear old granny. | |||||
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| 9/18/2012 | |||||
Whose pleasing voice should be Rhyme Time's narrator? Jeremy Irons...Anthony Hopkins...or Ah'nold Schwarzenegger? | |||||
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| 9/17/2012 | |||||
The three leading men of RhymeTime.ca are Beau, Joseph, and Morris... ...hopefully their names will be as famous as Seinfeld's Doloris. | |||||
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| 9/15/2012 | |||||
Hopefully you'll like Rhyme Time and it'll tickle your funny bone... ...if you buy it you'll be helping me pay off my colossal student loan | |||||
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| 9/15/2012 | |||||
Throughout history all great men eventually lose their power... ..this time the cause was three local merchants who refused to cower | |||||
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